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callmetacos:

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

Tbh I’m afraid to go to Portland. I’ve heard bad things about it and everyone who lives there, including its local squirrels and mushrooms, no offense.

What if I get attacked by a gang of kombucha homebrewers? What if a young tattooed…

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"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
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Anonymous said:
I'm moving to Portand for school. I'm going to need a shit ton of Adderall & then some to get through. Know any connections?  

fuckyeahportland:

agoodtimes:

fuckyeahportland:

dude.

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Option 1: go to a doctor and get a prescription for your ADHD, a completely valid mental disorder which can be made better through medication.
Option 2: stop abusing psychotropic medication and making it harder for people to get valid prescriptions you stupid anon ignorant fuckhead

this^^

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thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

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trailblazers:

Congrats to Nicolas Batum on leading France to bronze medal at the 2014 FIBA World Cup of Basketball. Allez Nico!

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  • God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this
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thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

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