April 2012
Apr 1st
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It’s so cool when Portland bands like Starfucker and Portugal. The Man come up on Pandora.
Apr 1st
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anniephantom liked your post: Does anyone else feel bad for throwing away… Apparently I’m not alone, hahaha. God.
Apr 1st
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Does anyone else feel bad for throwing away birthday cards? I mean seriously
Apr 1st
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highfunctioningdarklordofall: oscarstardis: callmekitto: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic...
Apr 1st
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I don't care if it's 11pm I'm cleaning my desk...
Apr 1st
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I am two followers away from 100
Sorta stoked about that.
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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As a liberal, I patrol the streets looking for pregnant conservative women. I promptly force them to get an abortion, since it is legal.
Apr 1st
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Conner: I wanna light incense but step mom will be like WARBLEYGARBLZ
Liza: fuq da poliec
Conner: Last time I tried she was like I AM CONDESCENDING BLAH BLAH
Liza: ...you tried to fuck a police officer?
Conner: ...she was hot
Apr 1st
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Send me a message impersonating me based on what... →
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Danger Doom is like my favorite rap duo ever
Apr 1st
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I wasn't in the mood for rap then Aesop Rock came...
I’m okay with this.
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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“My love life is like an iPhone 4s, I don’t have an iPhone 4s”
– John O’Callaghan (via kenzipher)
Apr 1st
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I only need 4 more followers.
lilwhitegrll: Follow me. Yolo we already are tho
Apr 1st
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Oh my god my laptop is a piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Apr 1st
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helloim-kitty: MondayMondayMondayMondayMondayMondayMondayMonday. …Did it work?? Is it Monday???
Apr 1st
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March 2012
Mar 31st
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Oh my god 5 months sucks I hate this yo
Mar 31st
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hahaha who the hell uses Opera?
Mar 31st
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“Piss on your booty, dickweed.”
– Quotes from my father (via under-therainbow)
Mar 31st
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lizawho asked: SPRITE
Mar 31st
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Haha, Mike and Mike are talking shit about two...
Mar 31st
lizawho asked: SEX
Mar 31st
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The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
Mar 31st
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My two Kaitlyns (who coincidentally share the same last name as well) both sent me very lovely messages today. My new favorite name is Kaitlyn.
Mar 31st