It’s so cool when Portland bands like Starfucker and Portugal. The Man come up on Pandora.
anniephantom liked your post: Does anyone else feel bad for throwing away… Apparently I’m not alone, hahaha. God.
Does anyone else feel bad for throwing away birthday cards? I mean seriously
highfunctioningdarklordofall: oscarstardis: callmekitto: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic...
I don't care if it's 11pm I'm cleaning my desk...
I am two followers away from 100
Sorta stoked about that.
As a liberal, I patrol the streets looking for pregnant conservative women. I promptly force them to get an abortion, since it is legal.
Conner: I wanna light incense but step mom will be like WARBLEYGARBLZ
Liza: fuq da poliec
Conner: Last time I tried she was like I AM CONDESCENDING BLAH BLAH
Liza: ...you tried to fuck a police officer?
Conner: ...she was hot
Send me a message impersonating me based on what... →
Danger Doom is like my favorite rap duo ever
I wasn't in the mood for rap then Aesop Rock came...
I’m okay with this.
My love life is like an iPhone 4s, I don’t have an iPhone 4s– John O’Callaghan (via kenzipher)
I only need 4 more followers.
lilwhitegrll: Follow me. Yolo we already are tho
Oh my god my laptop is a piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
helloim-kitty: MondayMondayMondayMondayMondayMondayMondayMonday. …Did it work?? Is it Monday???
Oh my god 5 months sucks I hate this yo
hahaha who the hell uses Opera?
Piss on your booty, dickweed.– Quotes from my father (via under-therainbow)
lizawho asked: SPRITE
Haha, Mike and Mike are talking shit about two...
lizawho asked: SEX
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
My two Kaitlyns (who coincidentally share the same last name as well) both sent me very lovely messages today. My new favorite name is Kaitlyn.